Thursday, November 5, 2009

Thoughts on Halloween Lameness

Halloween was last week. I've never been that excited about Halloween myself, owing probably to the incident in my youth, when, having to go to the bathroom while trick-or-treating far from my home, I was shocked to be refused entrance to house after house. "May I please use your bathroom?" I'd beg in my best "I'm a cute suburban white kid with good grammar and it's barely dark out here -- what could go wrong?" voice. I eventually had to run home in mortal fear of peeing my pants -- the scariest Halloween ever.

What has interested me about Halloween is its intersection with culture, and especially Christianity. Growing up in the church, I've seen churches attempt to do all kinds of things with Halloween, from ignoring it completely to throwing elaborate competing "Harvest Festivals." My
favorite Christian/Halloween story comes out of Eden Christian Academy of Pittsburgh, PA (slogan: Pretending People are Perfect since 1983). A dear friend worked as a teacher there, and experienced this first-hand. Presented with the problem of what to do about Halloween one year, the faculty went back and forth: Use it as a teaching moment to communicate about the occult? Embrace what has become a harmless evening of candy-getting rather than a celebration of pagan ritual? Of course not. So afraid were they of dealing with the Halloween "problem," they did the least productive thing they could have: They cancelled school.

Why is it that Christians are so afraid of Halloween? Well, it all comes from Eden's slogan, which I conveniently made up to suit my purposes. In real life, Eden doesn't seem to have a pithy slogan, but has an 8 point statement of faith. The "problem" with Halloween, though, is a seeming fear that a "bad" thing will corrupt "good" kids. I don't know about you, but I was a kid, and Halloween was the least questionable thing we were up to. It's not just Christians, either. Check out this list of rules for costumes at a Halloween parade at Riverside Drive School
in Los Angeles:
  • They should not depict gangs or horror characters, or be scary
  • Masks are allowed only during the parade
  • Costumes may not demean any race, religion, nationality, handicapped condition, or gender
  • No fake fingernails
  • No weapons, even fake ones
  • Shoes must be worn
Some of this is pretty standard P.C. stuff, but what costumes are left? In a school district in Illinois, students are being encouraged to dress up as historical characters or delicious food items rather than vampires or zombies. I am not making this up! A lot of this information can be found in a funny AV Club article. The writer of the article ends with this warning to parents: "Most kids can tell the difference between reality and dress-up -- and if they can't Halloween is the perfect time to learn. Your children have all their lives to become lame fraidy-cats. Why make them start now?"

When it comes to Christians and Halloween, if we can admit that we are not perfect beings trying by any means to avoid corruption, maybe we can dress up like Freddy Kruegger and get some fun-sized Kit Kats. If we believe, as Eden Christian Academy claims to, that our righteousness is sourced in Jesus Christ and not in ourselves, we don't have to worry so much about the possible corruption that bobbing for apples and trick or treating might cause...We can do the zombie dance and just have fun!


  1. yes, but it is sad to me to see young girls dressed like space-hookers with their privates poking out from their skirt.
    i hope my kids will consider that maybe showing everyone your hoo-ha and areolas in public & on facebook on halloween isn't the best exercise of the amazing freedom of being saved by grace. As susan's friend said, "all women are vessels...but you can be a chalice or a slop bucket."

  2. ugh..that quote is incredibly sexist. Women are not vessels. If that quote came from a man, he would be ridiculed -- justly.

  3. I'm sure the "vessels" comments was meant is a "your body is a temple of the holy spirit" sort of way... it comes down to practicality, really. There are good reasons not show your hoo-ha (male or female), but staying "pure" in God's eyes isn't one of them.

    As far as the chalice vs. slop bucket thing goes, as you might imagine, I find it most helpful to consider myself a slop bucket with a great cleanser (Jesus) than a chalice that doesn't need much help. But again, I'm keeping my hoo-ha to myself, thank you very much.

  4. i experienced my first Halloween in NYC this year, and it was one of my favorite experiences in the big city thus far. from the crowded subway rides to walking down the streets of Greenwich Village, i found that the general vibe was much friendlier than usual. i mean, everyone is dressed up in ridiculous costumes...for once in the year, there is no way New Yorkers can take themselves very seriously!

    the thing i found baffling about the costumed kids trick-or-treating in the Heights was how many were wearing those way over-priced store-bought Disney-ish getups. i always thought part of the fun of Halloween was creating a costume from old clothes in mom's closet or perusing thrift and fabric stores for the perfect piece to complete your home-made ensemble. another sad symptom of our "time-is-money" culture, i suppose.


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